Bubba and Boudreau ( I am from Louisiana.  I can say this) Two young men from Louisiana were looking at a Sears catalog, admiring the models. Bubba says to  Boudreau ‘Have you seen the purty gals in this here catalog?’ Boudreau replies, ‘Yeah, they are purty as a speckled pup. And look at the price!’ Bubba says, with wide eyes, ‘Dang, they right cheap! At this price, I’m ‘on git me one.’ Boudreau grins and slaps him on the back. ‘Good idea! Order one and if she looks likes she does in ‘at catalog, I’m ‘on git me one, too.’ Three weeks later, Bubba asks Boudreau, ‘Did’ja ever git dat gal frum da Sears catalog?’ Boudreau replies, ‘Naw, but it ain’t gone be long now.  Her clothes come yesterday!’

How do you get a sweet little old lady to say the F-word? Get another sweet little old lady to yell “Bingo!”