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“You idiot! This is a goose!” said the woman.
“I was talking to the goose,” said the bar owner.
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Thanks so much!
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OMG! LOLOLOLOL
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Thanks for the encouragement!
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What goes clip clop, clip clop. bang bang bang, clip clip clop? An Amish drive-by shooting!
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So bad!
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BURN!! Your skunk head post is scheduled for 9/21. Hopefully you can hang on that long!! ;)
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Thanks! I will have to try hard!
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Love it!
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haha
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