HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN
Compliment her,
respect her,
honor her,
cuddle her,
kiss her, caress her,
love her, stroke her,
tease her,
comfort her,
protect her,
hug her,
hold her,
spend money on her,
wine and dine her,
buy things for her,
listen to her,
care for her,
stand by her,
support her,
hold her,
go to the ends of the Earth for her.
HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN
Show up naked.
Bring food/beer.
Nutsrok 
Thanks.
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Hmmm..sometimes you just have to get out of her way! :p
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No kidding, Ann
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Sight correction:
*show up naked* in a sports car (handing me the keys)
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Does that happen a lot?
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*sigh* no…..
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Some days nothing goes right Vic.
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Hi Ibeth, a lot easier to please a man than an woman, it would seem.
Leslie
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Short list!
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For us or them?
Leslie
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Leslie, them of course!
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I thought that list was rather short.
Leslie
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I guess guys are easy.
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That depends.
Leslie
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I mean getting them, not keeping and maintaining them.
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No point in getting them if you don’t want to keep them.
Leslie
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I agree. I’ve had mine 45 years. My son said one day, “If Dad was going to run off with another woman, Mom would have to set it all up, pack his stuff, and kick his butt to make him go.”
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Keep him that way Ibeth. I’ve had mine just a little longer than you and still adore him!
Leslie
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It’s a good thing, isn’t it?
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We have our ways, Ibeth.
Leslie
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Yep love it!
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Thx
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wait, wait, wait! you forgot “Bring a pizza and extra batteries for the remote control.”
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What in the world was I thinking?
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well, them guys are a sneaky bunch and you always hafta have your guard up. or roll your eyes. either works …
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Ha!
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Haha…. Both so true!!! 😃
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