.A person receives a telegram informing about his mother-in-law’s death.
It also enquires him whether she should be buried or cremated.
He replies, “Don’t take chances. Burn the body and bury the ashes!”
Do you know the punishment for bigamy?
Two mother-in-law’s!
Two mother-in-law’s!
What is the difference between a vulture and your mother-in-law?
Vultures wait until you’re dead to pick on you.
Vultures wait until you’re dead to pick on you.
Q. What’s the definition of mixed emotions?
A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.
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Like the one about cremate her and bury the ashes but loved my own mother in law!
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Lots of people do. MILs get a bad rap. I treat my in-law-children just like I do my children.
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I will not expire from mirth.
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I will keep trying!
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