Evening Chuckle

imageThree men walk into a bar: a Frenchman, an Italian and an Irishman. Each orders a beer. Three flies fly into the bar and one fly lands in each man’s beer.

The Italian man plucks the fly out of his beer, says “Tutto e bene!” (“All is well!”), and drinks the beer.

The Frenchman scowls, shows his beer – with the bug still inside it – to the bartender, and demands another.

The Irishman yanks the fly out of the beer, grabs it by its wings, shakes it angrily and yells, “Cough it up, you wee thievin’ bastard!”

McQuillan walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the olives and placing them in a jar.

When the jar was filled with olives and all the drinks consumed, he started to leave.

“S’cuse me,” said a customer, who was puzzled over what McQuillan had done. “What was that all about?”

“Nothing,” he replied. “My wife just sent me out for a jar of olives.”

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