Three men walk into a bar: a Frenchman, an Italian and an Irishman. Each orders a beer. Three flies fly into the bar and one fly lands in each man’s beer.
The Italian man plucks the fly out of his beer, says “Tutto e bene!” (“All is well!”), and drinks the beer.
The Frenchman scowls, shows his beer – with the bug still inside it – to the bartender, and demands another.
The Irishman yanks the fly out of the beer, grabs it by its wings, shakes it angrily and yells, “Cough it up, you wee thievin’ bastard!”
McQuillan walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the olives and placing them in a jar.
When the jar was filled with olives and all the drinks consumed, he started to leave.
“S’cuse me,” said a customer, who was puzzled over what McQuillan had done. “What was that all about?”
“Nothing,” he replied. “My wife just sent me out for a jar of olives.”
Nutsrok 
LOLOLOL I like the first one!
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Me too!
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While reading the ‘olive’ story, I think I broke something laughing. :-D
:-D :-D
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I am so glad I can annoy the cat and make you damage yourself. Maybe you should have me over and see what else I do.
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You sound as slippery as a cat and I already have two. Oh what the neck, you’re one. Come ON down… :-D
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On my way!
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I’ll roll out the red carpet if the cats haven’t destroyed it. Dickens is the one with all his claws and he rips everything.
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Oh, and the curtains and sofa, and……
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Eek. Thank goodness Dickens takes a nap once in a while. Saves my nerves. o_O
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You probably REALLY get on his!
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Probably, ’cause I’m the crazy lady who chases him with a squirt bottle. Love to see him bolt. :-D :-D
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Poor Kitty.
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About the first one, you forgot the Indian who swallowed the fly too and refused to pay for it.
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Never heard that one!
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Nor had I! It just occurred to me…
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Well no wonder I hadn’t heard it!
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Oh, that thieving little fly!
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Chuckle.
Leslie
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Reblogged this on perfectlyfadeddelusions.
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