Evening Chuckle

late-for-work-excuse-that-no-one-will-believe 1Here are 12 of the most outrageous excuses employees have heard for being late to work:

1. My heat was shut off so I had to stay home to keep my snake warm.

2. My husband thinks it’s funny to hide my car keys before he goes to work.

3. I walked into a spider web on the way out the door and couldn’t find the spider, so I had to go inside and shower again.

4. I got locked in my trunk by my son.

5. My left turn signal was out so I had to make all right turns to get to work.

6. A gurney fell out of an ambulance and delayed traffic.

7. I was attacked by a raccoon and had to stop by the hospital to make sure it wasn’t rabid.

8. I feel like I’m in everyone’s way if I show up on time.

9. My father didn’t wake me up.

10. A groundhog bit my bike tire and made it flat.

11. My driveway washed away in the rain last night.

12. I had to go to bingo.

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  3. The snow plough piled all the snow from our road up against my car – to be fair, the car was already buried under a drift, so the driver didn’t ealis it was there, but it took me four hours to dig it out! TRUE!

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  6. Here are two that were given at my last job:

    I forgot the clocks went forward (it didn’t stop her getting to the pub on time the day before as a member of the management staff saw her)

    They were digging up the road in front of my drive and I couldn’t get out to call the office (the fact that she always carried a mobile and if she was on her drive could have gone into her house was obviously irrelevant)

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