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‘Mmmm…more laps to sit on…!’
‘It’s a guest tooth brush!!! You’re not the only guest we’ve ever had, Dale!’
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Hilarious. I especially like the one about the bugs. :D — Suzanne
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Love these. Very funny :-)
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Glad you enjoyed.
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Thanks.
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Heeheee! The toothbrush and bugs are splendid! Hmmmm…*evil thoughts*… lol
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Sounds like a plan.
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Shhhhh..don’t tell! :p
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By the way, I am coming to visit for a while.
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oh? Do you mean visiting Bangkok, Thailand??? Awesome! let me know when your plans are confirmed. Would love to meet you! :D
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I was just kidding, but would love to meet you.
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Ah dang it! How did I fall for that? LOL.
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But wouldn’t it be great?
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That would be awesome. Come book the next flight already!
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Thanks for the laughs! I needed them this morning.
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So glad you enjoyed and commented.
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Thx for letting me know.
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Looking for ideas to move along a permanent house guest. :)
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Oh, is it a relative?
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An unemployed adult son. Almost 50 and his industry just went to India. There is no work for any of them. So he’s been here a year trying to learn something where he never gets laid off or sold off again. He pays his own way but I like living alone.
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That’s discouraging. Good luck to you and him.
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