THAT SONG WAS ONE OF MY FAVORITES. WHAT WAS THE NAME OF IT, AGAIN?
YOU PLAY LIKE A MAN.
THANKS FOR YOUR OFFERTORY. IT GAVE ME JUST ENOUGH TIME TO READ THE CHURCH BULLETIN FROM COVER TO COVER.
YOU DID A GREAT JOB. DID YOU EVER TAKE PIANO LESSONS?
I WOULD GIVE MY LEFT ARM TO BE ABLE TO PLAY LIKE YOU.
THAT WAS THE BEST YOU’VE EVER PLAYED. I ONLY HEARD A FEW MISTAKES.
DID YOU SNEAK A PAUL MCCARTNEY TUNE IN YOUR PRELUDE?
HOW EXACTLY DID YOUR SONG SELECTION FIT WITH THE REST OF THE WORSHIP SERVICE?
I’M DIZZY AFTER HEARING YOU PLAY ALL THOSE NOTES!
YOU SOUNDED MUCH BETTER WHEN I TURNED OFF MY HEARING AIDS.
Nutsrok 
This morning I found the blogs amusing.
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Thanks for letting me know.
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Thanks
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Any one of those would take a lot of nerve. :D — Suzanne
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Or a big foot n the mouth.
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When I was younger, there was an older lady who played piano at the church and would often perform solos. Whenever she said Jesus, it would come out sounding like “cheesus” . . . . . My brother and I couldn’t get through one of her songs without laughing. It made my mom mad.
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Old people ought not to sing if they don’t want kids to laugh. Brother Deck used to sit n the pew n front of us, he always went to sleep and farted and snored his way through the service. His butt was flabby and his farts had to struggle to get out. It sounded like a screen door flapping. Try to stay composed through all that.
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I would have been rolling on the floor
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It was torment. We were lined up on the pew between Daddy and Mother. They would have killed us.
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That was so gross, and so funny my stomach hurt laughing.
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As a life-long church goer I shared this with my former minister of music and a church pianist I know. Good stuff.
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Poor guy.
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The last one, lol – oh my…
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Time to retire.
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So funny! I used to be a church pianist/organist back in another younger life.
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I was cracking up when I read this. My brother and my godmother are the piano players at my church and I bet they probably heard one of these ridiculous comments or another. So glad I didn’t play an instrument!
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