Mother was a slow learner. It took her forever to learn that Daddy was not the thoughtful kind of guy who would ever surprise her with lovely gifts and gestures. He was more the kind of guy who felt sorry for himself when she got her feelings hurt or got mad. After all, he was pretty sure he’d gotten her something last year, for her birthday or Christmas, one or the other. What had she done with that eggbeater?
This year was going to be different. Virgil Hughes had a nice Pinto horse. It was a good deal since it “wasn’t broke” yet. Nobody really wanted it since it stomped Euless and broke his leg, but Daddy was sure he could make a fine riding horse out of it. Kathleen was scared of horses, but she’d get over that. If she didn’t, he’d ride it. Daddy stopped off on the way home from work the Friday before Mother’s Day to pick it up. It was kicking the side rails when he pulled in. He called Mother out to. See her beautiful Pinto and she hit the ceiling. “Of all the things I need, you come bringing in a horse. We need another useless animal to feed like I need a hole in the head.” She stormed in, furious.
Daddy stomped off, putting the horse in the pasture. “Kathleen didn’t appreciate anything he did for her. It would be a cold day in Hell before he brought her anything else!
Happy Mother’s Day!
I hate practical gifts especially if you already had a perfectly good mixer HE didn’t buy me. :-P
Sigh. How did your dad woe your mom? He must have been more imaginative before the marriage?
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I will post their romance!
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Ooo. Something to look forward to. o_O
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My first college love gave me a coffee percolator and what probably was an expensive “butcher block” cutting board for our first Christmas together. At the time I was not as coffee-obsessed as I became, so it was an especially odd gift for an 18 year old girl whose specialty was grilled cheese sandwiches (his mother actually taught me how to fry an egg!)
It was difficult to know how to respond when I opened those gifts. I certainly didn’t want him to repeat “practical” gestures of this nature, thinking I was thrilled! Still, my mama raised me right, so it was imperative to acknowledge the thought behind a gift at all.
I’m sure whatever I said was fine, because his future gifts all made me smile, even the enormous rabbit he gave me one birthday that I had nowhere to keep in a college apartment. Fortunately, his sister wanted the bunny, since we were leaving the following day to spend a long Thanksgiving weekend with my parents in another state! I guess he got the “no more practical presents” message loud and clear. :)
But you know, I still have and use that cutting board – many DECADES later – and all his other gifts are long since gone.
xx,
mgh
(Madelyn Griffith-Haynie – ADDandSoMuchMORE dot com)
ADD Coach Training Field founder; ADD Coaching co-founder
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You don’t suppose he wanted you to cook and bake, do you? Good he didn’t give you a rolling pin.
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Nah – I doubt he thought that far ahead. I believe he had seen his mother’s delight at kitchen gifts (her love was copper pots and pans – far beyond his budget, I’m sure), and extrapolated that “all girls” liked things for the kitchen.
xx,
mgh
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Poor dummy!
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Shoot – if that had been the only problem, we’d probably still be together today.
xx, mgh
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Well, one guy I heard of had an amputee fetish.
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I hope I’m safe from that one!
xx,
mgh
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Yeah, he tried to talk his wife into letting her cut off her arm.
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No way! I thought you meant he searched for amputees, not that he wanted to increase their number. Horrifying. I hope “tried” means she got away.
xx,
mgh
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He did search but also thought he could DIY.
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Incredible.
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Boy, talk about for better or WORSE. Your poor mom…..Woman of the year.
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My dad was a real butthead.
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Your poor mom! I so understand. My first husband gave me a choice between a motorcycle and a refrigerator. Since my fridge was the closest thing to an old fashioned icebox, I picked the fridge.
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I would, too!
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Let’s see. An egg beater versus a pony. Um. No thank you. :-D :-D :-D Nothing exciting here.
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It would be hard to choose the better of the two.
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But, oh, the eggbeater ! ☺
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It was all good!
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She can probably laugh now, but I can imagine how upset she was at the time. :) — Suzanne
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She was hot!
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Your poor mother. How did she last 35 years with this man? LOL!
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Don’t know.
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