Several years ago, I dreamed of camping by a mountain stream. About 3:30 am, Bud got up to go to the bathroom, stepping into about two inches of standing water. The plumbing under the bathroom sink had sprung a leak, flooding the house, hence my dream about the babbling brook. We were both sloshing around like mad, though clearly, nothing we did was going to make a great difference right then, except for cutting off the flood and opening the doors to let the house drain. We were surveying the damage when Bud went back in the bathroom for solace and discovered the greatest loss of all, soaked toilet tissue. I can still hear his heartbroken cry. “Well, <%#>*^. ;3~#}”£! I spent my last two bucks on toilet tissue and didn’t even get to take a s___!
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When my mother dreamed she was camping, she woke up peeing next to the neighbor’s house.😳
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Now that must have been a wonderful surprise for them. I hope you write a post about it!
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Luckily they never knew. I will have to repost my “You have to Laugh”
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I loved it and Reblogged.
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That was back when a dime bought a pocketful of penny candy!
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He would have had better luck with that he candy.
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Here I sit broken hearted. Paid a dime and only farted. Yesterday I took a chance. Saved a dime and s..t my pants. From my grade school days.
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Never heard the last of that, u brilliant man!
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