HOW TO HAVE A COCKNEY RHYMING CHRISTMAS sent to me by Robert Alistair Jones
Would you Christmas Eve it! The festive period is here again so we thought we’d show you how to have a proper cockney Christmas, explained in old East End cockney rhyming slang.
And because we at Happy2Move are legit Londoners, we can even throw in the non-cockney meanings in case you don’t know your apples and pears from your dog and bone.
ON CHRISTMAS EVE…
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ON CHRISTMAS DAY…
AUTHOR: SAM BUTTERWORTH
Sam Butterworth is a blog editor at Happy2Move and a lover of London life and culture.
Nutsrok 
That was almost a foreign language, lol.
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Yes it was!
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Ha! I a.l.m.o.s.t. understood most of this without the translation. o_O
Too funny.
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I was born in England so I know the lingo. Good memories. Thanks!
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Thanks.
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HaHA! I loved this – and I didn’t even need the translation! :-)
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Bet you didn’t!
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