Afternoon Funny

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Did you hear about the $3,000,000 Kentucky State Lottery?

The winner gets $3 a year for a million years.


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“Daddy,” a little boy asked his father. “How much does it cost to get married?”

“I don’t know, son. I’m still paying for it.”


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Talent does what it can, genius what it must.

I do what I get paid to do.

What is the thinnest book in the world?

“What men know about women.”


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What do you call a woman who works as hard as a man?

Lazy.

What not to say to the nice policeman:

I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer.


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What is the difference between a sofa and a man watching Monday Night Football?

The sofa doesn’t keep asking for beer.

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