Uh Oh!

 

A battered man staggers into the emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises, and a five iron wrapped around his neck.  When the doctor asked what happened he replied. “Well, it was like thisI. I was enjoying a quiet round of golf with my wife, when we both sliced our balls into a pasture of cows. We went to look for them and I noticed one of the cows had something white in its  rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife’s monogram on it stuck right in the middle of the cow’s butt. Thats when I made my big mistake.” “What did you do?”, asked the doctor. “Well, I lifted the tail, pointed, and yelled to my wife, “Hey! This looks like yours!”

 

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