Joe told his doctor that he wasn’t able to get as much done around the house as he used to. When the examination was complete, he said: “Now, Doc, I can take it. Tell me in plain English what is wrong with me.”
“Well, in plain English,” the doctor replied, “you’re just lazy.”
“Okay,” said the man. “Now give me the medical term so I can tell the wife.”
What do you call a woman who works as hard as a man?
Lazy.
Why don’t men do laundry?
Cause the washer and dryer don’t run with a remote.
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Hahaha nice ones… Let me repay you with some drinking jokes.
Cheers!
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Okay. I’ll give you these. They’re not as bad as some you post.
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I’ll have to dig deeper. I want folks to groan.
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LOL!
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Boo-hiss!
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Has somebody been picking on you?
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I’m not lazy as such… Just one of the tomorrow people.
As in I’ll do it tomorrow :)
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Not a bad idea.
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