I came out of Aldi this morning and there was a woman crying her eyes out.
She’d lost all her vacation money. I felt so sorry for her I gave her $100
I don’t usually do that kind of thing but I’d just found $2000 in the parking lot.
I said to the doctor, “I feel constepatid!!”
He said, “Don’t you mean constipated.”
I said, “No, I just had a vowel moveme
I’ve just found a wallet with $20 in it. I wasn’t sure how to proceed, but then I thought, “What would Jesus do?”
I turned it into wine.
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I hope I can remember these.
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Vowel momement… ha.
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