Men can play with toys all their life.
Men can wear shorts no matter what their legs look like.
Men have one wallet and one pair of shoes which are good for every season.
Men can choose whether or not to grow a mustache.
Men can “do” their fingernails with a pocket knife.
Men’s bellies usually hide their large hips.
Chocolate is just another snack.
The whole garage belongs to them.
Weddings take care of themselves.
Men’s last name never changes.
Everything on a man’s face stays its original color.
Men only have to shave their faces and necks.
Men can keep the same hairstyle for years, even decades.
Men can do their Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on Christmas Eve in 25 minutes.
For men, wrinkles add character.
Men can go on a week’s vacation and pack only one suitcase.
Men’s new shoes don’t cause blisters, or cut or mangle their feet.
Men don’t have to stop and think which way to turn a screw.
Men have one mood all the time.
A wedding dress cost $5000. A tuxedo rental – 100 bucks
Men can open all their own jars.
Nutsrok 
The ones I know I have it made for sure! True list!
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A spoiled man is a happy man. I wonder how it would to be a spoiled wife.
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I wouldn’t know….again! LOL
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I’ll bet you have a spoiled Hubby
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Nope!I’m single–divorced (been there, done that)!
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Sounds like you are in a good place. We’ll be married 54 years next month. We’ve gotten used to each other or have no imagination.
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Congratulations! That’s wonderful! It’s been a tough road~but God is with me! I have great family and friends~and my precious furry girl 🐾❤️
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I offended Hubby. I said “if something happend to you I’d never remarry, but I’d have a dog, I can’t het by without a dog.”
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Tee hee. Right? YES!!
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All true!
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