Blonde Jokes

A blonde goes into the beauty and hair parlor with her walkman on her head.

“I need to take that walkman off your head,” says the beauty specialist as she notices the blonde.

“You can’t! I’ll die!” retorts the blonde.

“I can’t cut your hair with the walkman on your ears!” says the beauty specialist getting annoyed.

“I said you can’t take it off, or I’ll die!”

The beauty specialist, outraged and flustered, grabs the walkman and throws it off the head of the blonde. Within seconds, the blonde dies. When the specialist picks up the walkman to listen, she hears it repeating “breath in, breath out, breath in”

Why do blondes wear pony tails? To hide the air valve.

A blonde called up her boyfriend one day with a problem. She was trying to put together jigsaw puzzle. 

She said, ” It’s a picture of a big rooster, and I can’t get any of the pieces together. None of the edge pieces will fit, Would you please come over and help”

When the boy friend arrived, he took one look at the table and said, “Honey, put the cornflakes back in the box”

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? RUN, she has a grenade in her mouth.

What did the blonde say the first time she saw a YMCA? Look, they spelled Macy’s wrong.

Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes? Toes Go In First.

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