Someone just told me this… it’s scary how much sense it made.

A programmer walking by a stream see’s a frog. The frog calls out “hey! I’m not really a frog. If you kiss me I’ll turn into a beautiful princess!”

The programmer looks down smiles, picks up the frog, puts it into his pocket, and keeps walking.

The frog then calls out “hey, look if you kiss me I will not only turn into a princess but I’ll stay with you for a whole week!”.

The programmer pulls the frog out of his pocket looks at it, smiles and puts it back into his pocket. Then the frog calls out “hey, If you kiss me I will not only turn into a princess and stay with you for a whole week, I will do anything you want !!”

The programmer pulls the frog out of his pocket looks at it, smiles and puts it back into his pocket. Then the frog gets angry and yells out “hey, what the hell is going on?.. I told you I would turn into a princess stay with you for a week and do anything you want me to do?.. what else do you want???”

The programmer pulls the frog out of his pocket looks down, smiles and says “I’m a programmer, I don’t really need a girlfriend, but a talking frog is just  bad ass!!”