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114 Funny Car Jokes To Accelerate Your Day

When you can’t find a parking spot, you turn down the volume to see better.

#2 

The worst thing about parallel parking is witnesses.

I can say with pride that I could parallel park anything. But, I say with deep shame that I can’t pull into a plain, old, regular spot – head-on, mind you – in one attempt.

#3 

My 35-year boycott of Ferrari and Lamborghini is still going strong!

And will continue until they lower the price.

 

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114 Funny Car Jokes To Accelerate Your Day

New Teslas don’t come with a new car smell they come with an Elon Musk.

#5 

If a car’s chasing you, you’ll definitely get tired.

But if you chase cars, you’ll get exhausted.

#6 

What kind of cars do people in Norway drive?

Fjords.

#7 

I just got nine out of 10 on my driver’s test.

The last guy was able to get out of the way.

#8 

What’s the difference between a Fiat and a golf ball?

You can drive a golf ball more than 200 yards.

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114 Funny Car Jokes To Accelerate Your Day

The biggest irony is being hit by a Dodge.

#10 

What kind of car does Yoda drive?

A Toyoda.

#11 

Did you know that Ford is making a new heated tailgate?

It’s so your hands stay warm when you are pushing it back home in the winter.

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