Did you hear about the $3,000,000 Kentucky State Lottery?
The winner gets $3 a year for a million years.
“Daddy,” a little boy asked his father. “How much does it cost to get married?”
“I don’t know, son. I’m still paying for it.”
Talent does what it can, genius what it must.
I do what I get paid to do.
What is the thinnest book in the world?
“What men know about women.”
What do you call a womanwho works as hard as a man?
Lazy.
What not to say to the nice policeman:
I can’t reach my licenseunless you hold my beer.
What is the differencebetween a sofa and a manwatching Monday Night Football?
The sofa doesn’t keep asking for beer.
Nutsrok 
I am laughing out loud and it’s my bedtime:)
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I am reading these at 6am been up an hour just saying and had a nice giggle
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I needed a laugh
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It’s been that kinda day so I needed this! Thank you.
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Glad you got a lift.
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