Mom and Dad are sitting on the sofa…Little Johnny is at the breakfast bar trying, with great difficulty, to remove the foil lid from a little tub of yoghurt…“Stupid f……… lid !” he says…Mom looks to Dad and says “I wonder where he gets that from ?”…Dad replies “Well out of the f……….fridge of course ya stupid b……….

Another…Sean says to Paddy…“Ere, Paddy, how come them scuba divers always fall backwards off the boat ?”…Paddy replies…“Well if they fell off frontwards, they’d still be on the bloody boat !”…

Another…Little Johnny returns home from school early…Dad asks “Why are you home so early ?”…Johnny explains…”Well we were having ‘maths’ class and the teacher asked “Who can tell me what 2 ×3 is ?”, an’ I put up my hand and said 6″…“Yeah, well that’s right” says Dad…“And then she asked me “And can you tell me what 3×2 is ?” “Dad says “It’s the same f……….thing ! ““Thats what I said” says Johnny “and she sent me home !”…