Did you hear about the $3,000,000 Kentucky State Lottery?
The winner gets $3 a year for a million years.
“Daddy,” a little boy asked his father. “How much does it cost to get married?”
“I don’t know, son. I’m still paying for it.”
Talent does what it can, genius what it must.
I do what I get paid to do.
What is the thinnest book in the world?
“What men know about women.”
What do you call a womanwho works as hard as a man?
Lazy.
What not to say to the nice policeman:
I can’t reach my licenseunless you hold my beer.
What is the differencebetween a sofa and a manwatching Monday Night Football?
The sofa doesn’t keep asking for beer.
Nutsrok 
Hilarious! Thanks for the laughs! :-) :-)
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You are welcome.
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Some nice chuckles here
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😂 cute!
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Oh, my goodness, Beth, have to warn myself not to have a beverage handy when you share these winsome gems.
Happy Sunday wishes to you & yours. Please give our furry friend “Izzy” a hug and a few pats from me. You guys are so awesome to open your loving home to him.
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Sometimes I laugh out loud from neing them.
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What talent you have! I chuckled my way through. Thanks for sharing your gift of humor as well as the artwork. Impressive post! “”___””
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Ethank you.
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“”___””
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I love these, especially Fog Horn Leg Horn😂
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Wonderful :):):)
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