Top 15 Funniest Diet Jokes

  1. After a month of dieting, I lost 30 days.
  2. I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.
  3. It’s hard to diet when your favorite exercise is chewing.
  4. I have a condition that prevents me from going on a diet…it’s called “I’m hungry.”
  5. DIET translated means Did I Eat That?
  6. Food has never made me fat, but scales always do.
  7. I’m a light eater. As soon as the light goes on, I start eating.
  8. I’m pretty sure I’m allergic to dieting. Every time I start eating diet foods, I get sick of ‘em.
  9. I know it’s 3 meals a day, but how many should I eat at night?
  10. I’ve tried a diet many time, but keep failing each time I’m supposed to eat.
  11. Dieting isn’t a piece of cake.
  12. Diets are for people that are thick and tired of it.
  13. Entered what I ate today into my new fitness app and it just sent an ambulance to my house.
  14. I keep trying to lose weight but it keeps finding me.
  15. A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter.

9 thoughts on “Top 15 Funniest Diet Jokes”

  2. Dieting – ugh! Been there done that. I used to work for a weight loss company. It’s one thing knowing how to lose weight – it’s another thing doing it. There will likely be a lot of people thinking about dieting after the holidays!

    Funny jokes though!

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