An Elf, a Human and a Dwarf, all old friends, are sitting at a tavern,
talking about the night they had with their wives…

The Human smirks as he says “Damn, but I had fun last night. I banged my wife good last night, about seven times… When we woke up this morning, she told me she loved me and was going to make my favorite meals all day..”

The Elf looks at him, then smirks and responds “Well, I only made love four times to my wife last night, but each time was like a new ecstatic experience. When we awoke this morning, she said we’d spend the rest of our days together and would surprise me again tonight..”

The Dwarf looks at them both and snorts, drinking his beer silently.
After an uncomfortable of being stared at by the other two, he finally says “Fine, fine.. My wife and I had intercourse once last night.”

The other two blink, until the Elf smirks and asks “Pray, tell us what
she said to you this morning..”

This time, the Dwarf smirks and says “She said.. Please, Honey, don’t
stop now…”