A man is driving along a country road in England, there are fields both sides. Suddenly his car sputters to a halt, he gets out, in the closest field are two horses looking at him over a fence. The man opens the cars bonnet to look at the engine, suddenly he hears a male voice, it tells him to look at his spark plugs, he quickly looks about to see who had spoken, but he was alone, except for the two horses, a chestnut and a grey. The man bends down to tinker with the engine again, once more the voice tells him that it is definitely his spark plugs, he looks up again, then one of the horses looks straight at him and says “why won’t you listen, you need to replace the spark plugs”. The man screams and runs for about a mile and a half down the road until he sees a pub, he runs in and locals stop talking and stare at him, the landlord wants to know what is wrong, after a quick drink to steady his nerves, the man tells the landlord what happened, after giving him a strange look the Landlord asked which horse spoke, the man said “the chestnut” at that the Landlord sighed in relief and replied ”thank goodness for that, that grey knows nothing about engines”.