John was too lazy to work his farm. His family would have starved if the neighbors hadn’t brought them something to eat. Finally, a group of the neighboring farmers collected up and decided if John was too sorry to support his family, maybe they ought to just hang him.
They had him loaded up on a wagon to haul to the gallows when Charley felt guilty and spoke up. “We can’t just hang a man for being too sorry to work. I’ll give him a wagon load of corn to get his family through the winter and he can make a fresh start next spring. How about that John?”
“Is it shucked?” asked John.
“Well, no.” said Charlie.
“Drive on.” said John.

I know a few people who would say drive on too.
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Don’t we all.
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If we hung all the lazy people the population would take a right hit
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Sure would. I can name several in my family.
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