When My Dog Stole Dentures: A Funny Guest Story

We had an edentulate guest for the last few days. I wouldn’t have otherwise noticed or mentioned this had my little dog not gotten involved. When my guest took her afternoon nap, she opted for comfort and modestly wrapped her dentures in a paper towel and tucked them in her slipper for safe-keeping. Izzy found this fascinating and investigated. He helped himself to the little packet and cuddled up with it in his bed where he hides all his treasures. When my guest awoke and found she’d been robbed, we instigated a search and his prize was confiscated.

How selfish of her!

10 thoughts on “When My Dog Stole Dentures: A Funny Guest Story

  1. She was lucky. Animals love dental appliances. A couple of squirrels stole the oral brace holding my facial bones in place, and I never got it back. In the months until I could replace it I watched my face slowly collapse, and had TMJ problems so bad I couldn’t tie my damn shoes (I guess nobody has to do that any more anyway) 🙄

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