I won’t bother to lie. That was me you saw on the side of that country road or on that old home place in the country digging up plants..and that little, bitty old lady you saw with me; that was my mama. She’s my look out and spotter. When arrested, I won’t even be able to claim the act was spontaneous, since I keep a nice little camping shovel and plastic bags under my truck seat especially for my thieving excursions.
I’ll probably try to explain that Mother has Alzheimer’s and escaped from me, but that might not fly, since I’ll be the one out wading in the muck while she’s standing by the truck, but I guess I’ll cross that bridge when I get to it. Just so you know, I’m not the only thief she raised. My sister, Connie, makes raids just like I do. We both make sure to get enough to share, since it’s inevitable one of us will eventually get caught. Bud swears he won’t bail me out, but I suspect he’ll come get me when he gets hungry. Mother is on her own. She should have raised us better.
Nutsrok 
This is great. The graphic is perfect. Thanks
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I love foraging for plants. Thanks.
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Good thinkin’ on the bail problem 👌
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Well, were they wild plant type things? Or were you and Mom digging up tulips? LOL!
If they were tiger lilies and cone flowers, I’m on board and will help you and your accomplice/lookout. Taking Mrs. Mcgillicuddy’s petunias might get you five to life.
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Oh, beautiful wild things. I’ve snagged yellow and lavender coneflowers. The don’t resent moving at all.
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I love coneflowers!!
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Me,too!
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LOL!! We DO have a similar bent. You’ll like this one:
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I just loved it. You can call me for bail if you share!!!!
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LOL!! Will do!
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This gave me a good laugh, thank you
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You’so welcome.
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Haha and it’s about that time of year again!!!!
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I’m in the deep south but I’m knee deep now.
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So, that was you 😅The last sentence made me chuckle 😄
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Sure was! And will be again.
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I love your honesty 😂
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Well, if I try to hide stuff it pops out anyhow. This way, no excuses.
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You are a wonderful soul, Linda. I miss you 🤗
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I miss you, too.
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🤗💖
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Bravo to you and your amazing Mama xx
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Why thank you, ma’am. Did that sound good and Southern?
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I love this post, it gave me a giggle.
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So glad.
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A dynamic duo! Love this.
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Thanks.
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Hee hee! You’re a criminal I don’t mind hanging around ;)
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Can I call you for bail?
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Wonderful and funny.
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Absolutely!
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Hahahahaha! I can so identify with that!!
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