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DIY Kitchen Window Squirrel Feeder: A Step-by-Step Guide

Squirrel Friend

Bud made this feeding shelf for my kitchen window. I load it with sunflower seeds for the critters. This young squirrel is the first of his clan bold enough to take advantage of it. I was glad he tolerated my presence well enough to get this picture. Of course, it was built with birds in mind but I like squirrels, too.

The tray is 9×14 “ with a 3/4 ledge wrapped around. It is anchored by a strap cut from a milk jug that runs from base of tray. The other end is wrapped and stapled around a dowel rod that extends inside window. Closing the window on strap with the dowel inside holds it securely. Bud intends to go back today and add additional support.

Admiration

What is something others do that sparks your admiration?

I admire grace. When I see dancers, gymnasts, or skaters move fluidly, I envision myself moving effortlessly. That is total fantasy. Sometimes, I bump into furniture as I cross a room. I have no athletic skill, whatsoever.

Weather Predicting Cat

We had a wonderful yellow cat for quite a few years. He was an indoor/ outdoor cat by choice. Nearly grown when he came to us, he made his own decisions. We fed him indoors, hoping he’d accommodate us into his plans. Though he was polite enough not to eat and run, after a good meal and nap, he made it clear he had business outdoors as evening approached. His habits didn’t alter

even when he did. He was quite a hunter, bringing us gifts of mice, moles, and other small critters regularly. Because he refused our efforts domesticity, I didn’t feel the big fe, nor wishing to aid and abet him in their slaughter. As h aged, he spent more and more time outdoors. We did come to rely on his weather reports. Without fail, he’d come in before storms and bitter weather. Taking his ease on a pillow near the fire, he’d visit for the duration, taking his leave when the weather improved. He was always polite and friendly, but always made it clear his visits were that and nothing more.

The New York Post

Florida dog ‘Trooper’ tied to fence during Hurricane Milton finds his forever home — while cruel ex-owner awaits court date

By 

Richard Pollina

Published Dec. 5, 2024, 2:21 a.m. ET163

The young bull terrier discovered tied to a fence and left for dead as Hurricane Milton made landfall in Florida earlier this year has found his forever home on Monday — while his allegedly abusive former owner awaits his court date for the cruel act.

The pup, named “Trooper,” was adopted by a loving couple who have cared for bull terriers for over three decades, according to a Facebook post from the Leon County Humane Society.

Frank and Carla Spina said their hearts broke when they heard about Trooper’s story following the catastrophic storm that killed 32 across the southern US in October.

I am so glad this sweet dog was rescued and the man who abandoned him caught.

Far Side

What’s your favorite cartoon?

Without a doubt, my favorite cartoon is Far Side by Gary Larson. He is a comic genius. I was so glad when he came out of retirement. Thanks, Gary.

DIY Vacuum Box to Decrease Dust When Carving with Dremel Tool

Wood Spirit carved out of wild cherry. It has a Tung Oil finish. I like the way it seems to have a missing front tooth.

Bud stained this one and treated it with Tung Oil. These make nice gifts.

Vacuum box sitting on his work bench.

While Bud really enjoys carving with his Dremel, the dust was extremely problematic. He solved this problem by building a vacuum box. It’s just a 12×12 box with a 7×7 inset with 49 holes in the top with the vacuum attached to the base. He places the object he’s drilling on top and the vacuum pulls the dust right away. He still uses eye protection but his vacuum box virtually takes care of the dust problem making his dremelling much more pleasant.

Guys Can Be Blonde, Too

Two workmen had been sent to measure the height of a flagpole, but it was too high for their ladder. A fair haired girl passing by asked what the problem was and thought she could help. Producing an adjusting spanner (wrench/ crescent??) from her bag she loosened a nut, removed a bolt and they lowered the pole till horizontal. She produced a tape measure, told them it was 32 ft 6 ins. After the pole was upright and the bolt replaced she left. Typical blonde grumbled one of the men. We need the height and she gives us the length.

What do you call a blonde who’s dyed her hair brunette?

Two blondes fell down a hole. One said, “It’s dark in here isn’t it?” The other replied, “I don’t know; I can’t see.” 

Blonde: “What does IDK stand for?”
Brunette: “I don’t know.”
Blonde: “OMG, nobody does!” 

There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette. They were all trapped on an island and the nearest shore was 50 miles away. The redhead swam trying to make it to the other shore she swam 15 miles, drowned, and died. The brunette swam 24 miles, drowned, and died. The blonde swam 25 miles, got tired, and swam back. 

Q: Why can’t a blonde dial 911?
A: She can’t find the eleven. 

A blonde and a redhead have a ranch. They have just lost their bull. The women need to buy another, but only have $500. The redhead tells the blonde, “I will go to the market and see if I can find one for under that amount. If I can, I will send you a telegram.” She goes to the market and finds one for $499. Having only one dollar left, she goes to the telegraph office and finds out that it costs one dollar per word. She is stumped on how to tell the blonde to bring the truck and trailer. Finally, she tells the telegraph operator to send the word “comfortable.” Skeptical, the operator asks, “How will she know to come with the trailer from just that word?” The redhead replies, “She’s a blonde so she reads slow: ‘Come for ta bull.'”

[…] RDP Sunday: Sunlight […]

There is no more exhilarating feeling than being awakened by the sunlight peeking through the curtains. It’s more than light. It’s energy, warmth, and a new start. The things I might have been concerned about when I shut my eyes seem manageable. My work load looks more manageable. Old hurts and grudges seem petty. Sunshine is redemption and a new start. Every morning I wake up hopeful.

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Less

What could you do less of?

Housework is a job I would love to abandon forever. I love a clean house and work hard to keep it clean but would be delighted if I never touched another broom, mop, or dishtowel. Housework is onerous, not something I take pleasure in. I wish I could be like Bud. He never thinks of housework. He does what I ask, sometimes grudgingly but rarely attacks any household task voluntarily. Recently, I turned emptying the dishwasher over to him because he regularly complained he didn’t the organization of the cabinets. Maybe he’ll comment on something else he doesn’t like.

This is the man I need!