One morning at a doctor’s clinic a patient arrives complaining of serious back pain.
The doctor examines him and asks him:
“Tell me what happened to your back…?”
The patient replies: “Sir, I work for a local night club. This morning I went to my apartment early and heard some noise in my bed room.
On entering I knew someone had been with my wife and the balcony door was open.
I rushed out of the balcony door and did not find anyone.
As I looked down from the balcony I saw a man running out and he was dressing himself.
I was very angry. I grabbed the fridge and threw it at him.
It was very heavy…
That is how I strained my back.!”
Later that day, a second patient arrives as if he has been in a car wreck.
The doctor said: “My previous patient looked bad..
But you look terrible..
What the hell happened to you ?”
He replied: “You know I have been unemployed for a while now.
Today was the first day at my new job…
I forgot to set my alarm and I was late…
I was running out of the building, getting dressed at the same time.
And you won’t believe it but I was hit by a fridge.
I don’t know how and where from this fridge fell on me…!!!”
Before closing hours, the third patient comes. He looks like he was punished in hell.
The doctor is shocked.
He asks: “What the hell happened to you..??”
The patient replies:
“Well, It started like this, I was in a fridge……….”
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The Jalapeño went to the doctor, complaining of back pain. The doctor noticed it was crooked.
Turns out, he had Scovilleosis
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There’s going to be a big, new multi-building back pain treatment center here soon.
A Thoracic Park, if you will.
I’ll see myself out now.
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Back Pain
A normal person’s back:
* Will hurt over time
* Pretty boring overall
* Has a lot of dumb bones
Backstreets back:
* Alright
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Where did the Egyptian go for back pain?
The Cairopractor
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I was referred to a doctor with chronic back pain.
I hope he’s still able to treat me.
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An old woman visits her doctor, complaining of back pain.
The doctor tells her, “It’s old age.”
The woman says to the doctor, “Well, I want a second opinion!”
To which the doctor says, “Fine, you’re ugly too!”
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A lumberjack went to a doctor complaining of back pain and can’t carry heavy logs.
He was told he didn’t have enough lumber support.
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I decided to try the ancient Chinese practice of using needles to get rid of back pain…
The heroin worked a treat for me.
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Three guys are fishing on a lake when an angel appears in the boat with them.
The first guy gets over his shock and humbly says to the angel, “I’ve suffered from back pain for years. Is it too much to ask that you help me?” The angel touches the man’s back, and he feels instant relief.
The second guy points to his Coke-bottle glasses and asks if the angel could cure hi… read more
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Quasimodo goes to the doctors with back pain
The doctor tells him to remove his clothes, and he reluctantly agrees and starts undressing, and takes off 2 coats, then a jacket, then 7 jumpers, 3 tshirts, and reveals yet another coat…
The Doctor says “Hold on Quasi, hold on!”, “why are you wearing so many clothes?”
Quasi says he… read more
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What do you call an Egyptian test administrator who heals back pain?
A Cairo-Proctor!
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so a guy walks into te doctors office,
and he says “hey man, I have really bad back pain” the doctor asks why, and the guy says “Well I came home from work, to find wife in bed naked, and it was obvious there was another guy there, so I started looking. I go over to the window, and see a naked guy running down the street. so I grabbed th… read more
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One morning at a doctor’s clinic a patient arrives complaining of serious back pain.
The doctor examines him and asks him:
“Tell me what happened to your back…?”
The patient replies: “Sir, I work for a local night club. This morning I went to my apartment early and heard some noise in my bed room.
On entering I knew someone had been with my wife and the balcony door was open.
I rushed out of the balcony door and did not find anyone.
As I looked down from the balcony I saw a man running out and he was dressing himself.
I was very angry. I grabbed the fridge and threw it at him.
It was very heavy…
That is how I strained my back.!”
Later that day, a second patient arrives as if he has been in a car wreck.
The doctor said: “My previous patient looked bad..
But you look terrible..
What the hell happened to you ?”
He replied: “You know I have been unemployed for a while now.
Today was the first day at my new job…
I forgot to set my alarm and I was late…
I was running out of the building, getting dressed at the same time.
And you won’t believe it but I was hit by a fridge.
I don’t know how and where from this fridge fell on me…!!!”
Before closing hours, the third patient comes. He looks like he was punished in hell.
The doctor is shocked.
He asks: “What the hell happened to you..??”
The patient replies:
“Well, It started like this, I was in a fridge……….”
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The Jalapeño went to the doctor, complaining of back pain. The doctor noticed it was crooked.
Turns out, he had Scovilleosis
UPVOTE DOWNVOTE REPORT
There’s going to be a big, new multi-building back pain treatment center here soon.
A Thoracic Park, if you will.
I’ll see myself out now.
UPVOTE DOWNVOTE REPORT
Back Pain
A normal person’s back:
* Will hurt over time
* Pretty boring overall
* Has a lot of dumb bones
Backstreets back:
* Alright
UPVOTE DOWNVOTE REPORT
null
Where did the Egyptian go for back pain?
The Cairopractor
UPVOTE DOWNVOTE REPORT
I was referred to a doctor with chronic back pain.
I hope he’s still able to treat me.
UPVOTE DOWNVOTE REPORT
An old woman visits her doctor, complaining of back pain.
The doctor tells her, “It’s old age.”
The woman says to the doctor, “Well, I want a second opinion!”
To which the doctor says, “Fine, you’re ugly too!”
UPVOTE DOWNVOTE REPORT
A lumberjack went to a doctor complaining of back pain and can’t carry heavy logs.
He was told he didn’t have enough lumber support.
UPVOTE DOWNVOTE REPORT
I decided to try the ancient Chinese practice of using needles to get rid of back pain…
The heroin worked a treat for me.
UPVOTE DOWNVOTE REPORT
Three guys are fishing on a lake when an angel appears in the boat with them.
The first guy gets over his shock and humbly says to the angel, “I’ve suffered from back pain for years. Is it too much to ask that you help me?” The angel touches the man’s back, and he feels instant relief.
The second guy points to his Coke-bottle glasses and asks if the angel could cure hi… read more
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Quasimodo goes to the doctors with back pain
The doctor tells him to remove his clothes, and he reluctantly agrees and starts undressing, and takes off 2 coats, then a jacket, then 7 jumpers, 3 tshirts, and reveals yet another coat…
The Doctor says “Hold on Quasi, hold on!”, “why are you wearing so many clothes?”
Quasi says he… read more
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What do you call an Egyptian test administrator who heals back pain?
A Cairo-Proctor!
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so a guy walks into te doctors office,
and he says “hey man, I have really bad back pain” the doctor asks why, and the guy says “Well I came home from work, to find wife in bed naked, and it was obvious there was another guy there, so I started looking. I go over to the window, and see a naked guy running down the street. so I grabbed th… read more
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The doctor examines him and asks him:
“Tell me what happened to your back…?”
The patient replies: “Sir, I work for a local night club. This morning I went to my apartment early and heard some noise in my bed room.
On entering I knew someone had been with my wife and the balcony door was open.
I rushed out of the balcony door and did not find anyone.
As I looked down from the balcony I saw a man running out and he was dressing himself.
I was very angry. I grabbed the fridge and threw it at him.
It was very heavy…
That is how I strained my back.!”
Later that day, a second patient arrives as if he has been in a car wreck.
The doctor said: “My previous patient looked bad..
But you look terrible..
What the hell happened to you ?”
He replied: “You know I have been unemployed for a while now.
Today was the first day at my new job…
I forgot to set my alarm and I was late…
I was running out of the building, getting dressed at the same time.
And you won’t believe it but I was hit by a fridge.
I don’t know how and where from this fridge fell on me…!!!”
Before closing hours, the third patient comes. He looks like he was punished in hell.
The doctor is shocked.
He asks: “What the hell happened to you..??”
The patient replies:
“Well, It started like this, I was in a fridge……….”
UPVOTE DOWNVOTE REPORT
The Jalapeño went to the doctor, complaining of back pain. The doctor noticed it was crooked.
Turns out, he had Scovilleosis
UPVOTE DOWNVOTE REPORT
There’s going to be a big, new multi-building back pain treatment center here soon.
A Thoracic Park, if you will.
I’ll see myself out now.
UPVOTE DOWNVOTE REPORT
Back Pain
A normal person’s back:
* Will hurt over time
* Pretty boring overall
* Has a lot of dumb bones
Backstreets back:
* Alright
UPVOTE DOWNVOTE REPORT
null
Where did the Egyptian go for back pain?
The Cairopractor
UPVOTE DOWNVOTE REPORT
I was referred to a doctor with chronic back pain.
I hope he’s still able to treat me.
UPVOTE DOWNVOTE REPORT
An old woman visits her doctor, complaining of back pain.
The doctor tells her, “It’s old age.”
The woman says to the doctor, “Well, I want a second opinion!”
To which the doctor says, “Fine, you’re ugly too!”
UPVOTE DOWNVOTE REPORT
A lumberjack went to a doctor complaining of back pain and can’t carry heavy logs.
He was told he didn’t have enough lumber support.
UPVOTE DOWNVOTE REPORT
I decided to try the ancient Chinese practice of using needles to get rid of back pain…
The heroin worked a treat for me.
UPVOTE DOWNVOTE REPORT
Three guys are fishing on a lake when an angel appears in the boat with them.
The first guy gets over his shock and humbly says to the angel, “I’ve suffered from back pain for years. Is it too much to ask that you help me?” The angel touches the man’s back, and he feels instant relief.
The second guy points to his Coke-bottle glasses and asks if the angel could cure hi… read ore
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Quasimodo goes to the doctors with back pain
The doctor tells him to remove his clothes, and he reluctantly agrees and starts undressing, and takes off 2 coats, then a jacket, then 7 jumpers, 3 tshirts, and reveals yet another coat…
The Doctor says “Hold on Quasi, hold on!”, “why are you wearing so many clothes?”
Quasi says he… read more
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What do you call an Egyptian test administrator who heals back pain?
A Cairo-Proctor!
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so a guy walks into te doctors office,
and he says “hey man, I have really bad back pain” the doctor asks why, and the guy says “Well I came home from work, to find wife in bed naked, and it was obvious there was another guy there, so I started looking. I go over to the window, and see a naked guy running down the street. so I grabbed th… read more
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