When you can’t find a parking spot, you turn down the volume to see better.
#2
The worst thing about parallel parking is witnesses.
I can say with pride that I could parallel park anything. But, I say with deep shame that I can’t pull into a plain, old, regular spot – head-on, mind you – in one attempt.
#3
My 35-year boycott of Ferrari and Lamborghini is still going strong!
And will continue until they lower the price.
#4
New Teslas don’t come with a new car smell they come with an Elon Musk.
#5
If a car’s chasing you, you’ll definitely get tired.
But if you chase cars, you’ll get exhausted.
#6
What kind of cars do people in Norway drive?
Fjords.
#7
I just got nine out of 10 on my driver’s test.
The last guy was able to get out of the way.
#8
What’s the difference between a Fiat and a golf ball?
You can drive a golf ball more than 200 yards.
#9
The biggest irony is being hit by a Dodge.
#10
What kind of car does Yoda drive?
A Toyoda.
#11
Did you know that Ford is making a new heated tailgate?
It’s so your hands stay warm when you are pushing it back home in the winter.
Nutsrok 
😂This is great!!🏎️🚗
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LOL😂😂
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Perfect! I can see you driving one of the expensive sports cars, that’s if you know how to drive a standard. Chanches are you do, be careful going through curves!
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You’re going to be disappointed. I drive a pickup. I do a lot of gardening
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I was agging you on!!!!! Pickup is no surprise since I know you work in your garden quite a bit. :) Nothing like a bit of sports car dreaming. It’s my dream for sure. I’ve only driven 140 mph, that is my deal. When I have a car that can go fast, I have to take it out and see how fast I can drive it. I don’t even have a car now since I rarely drive.
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Those must have been thrilling. Don’t need that
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#9 lmao
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Some good ones here
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