19 Bra Truths and Jokes All Women Will Love

19 Bra Truths and Jokes All Women Will Love

Some call bras a necessary evil. Others love their push-ups. Regardless of opinion, some truths and jokes about bras are universal. SHARE this with your mother, daughter, sister or friend and make them laugh! =)

Home is where the bra isn’t

The wonderful feeling of coming home and take of the bra.
Image: The wonderful feeling of coming home and finally taking your bra off.

Finally, some appreciation

I can see your bra. - Good, it was expensive!
Image: I can see your bra. – Good, it was expensive!

Supportive bras

You can do it! You are awesome! - Supportive bras.
Image: You can do it! You are awesome! – Supportive bras.

The betrayal

The definition of betrayal? When your favorite bra tries to stab you in the heart.
Image: The definition of betrayal? When your favorite bra tries to stab you in the heart.

New, bigger bra sizes

Photo shoot of Eva’s Intimates’ coming bras in even bigger sizes. - Until then we are offering only A to S-cup.
Image: Photo shoot of Eva’s Intimates’ coming bras in even bigger sizes. – Until then we are offering only A to S-cup.

All these bra cup sizes…

BH, T-kupa
Image: A cup, D cup, T-cup

When there’s a bra wire in the washing machine

When your man finds this in the washing machine and thinks you are crying because it broke but you know what this is and are shedding quiet tears for a fallen hero.

The best thing after a hot summer day

The feeling of fanning under the breast after a hot summer day.
Image: The feeling of fanning under the breast after a hot summer day.

An easier life

Life would be so much easier with detachable breasts.
Image: Life would be so much easier with detachable breasts.

I’ve already taken off my bra

Sorry, I can’t join. I’ve already taken off my bra for the evening.
Image: Sorry, I can’t join. I’ve already taken off my bra for the evening.

Cute underwear makes me happy

Cute underwear? Secretly happy! Ugly underwear? Secretly sad!
Image: Cute underwear? Secretly happy! Ugly underwear? Secretly sad!

Big bust and no shoulder straps – Expectation and reality

Big bust and no shoulder straps - Expectation: Everything looks fantastic all day. - Reality: The breast moves aound all the time.
Image: Big bust and no shoulder straps – Expectation: Everything looks fantastic all day. – Reality: The breast moves around all the time.

An unexpected turn in the bedroom

I've worn the same bra for six weeks without washing it.
Image: I’ve worn the same bra for six weeks without washing it.

Going out in public without a bra for the first time

How it feels to go out without bra for the first time or in a long time.
Image: How it feels to go out in public without bra for the first time or in a long time.

When talking about bras is not embarrassing anymore

As a teenager it's embarrassing to hear that your shoulder straps are showing. As adult women, we don't care at all!
Image: As a teenager it’s embarrassing to hear that your shoulder straps are showing. As adult women, we don’t care at all!

Being flat-chested

Other women’s favorite bra: High quality, beautiful design, awesome cleavage and great support. My favorite bra: Band-aid!
Image: Other women’s favorite bra: High quality, beautiful design, awesome cleavage and great support. My favorite bra: Band-aid!

Too big to see stairs

My b**bs are so big that I can't see the steps when I walk in stairs.
Image: My b**bs are so big that I can’t see the steps when I walk in stairs.

Bras that I want

Bras that I want to wear and bras that fit me.
Image: Bras that I want to wear and bras that fit me.

And finally, let us point out that all breasts are normal, wonderful and perfect!

Perfect breasts come in all shapes and sizes.
Image: Perfect breasts come in all shapes and sizes.

                             

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