Have you heard about the dyslexic devil worshipper?
He sold his soul to Santa!
If life gives you melons then you’re probably dyslexic!
Have you heard about the guy who discovered that he’s both dyslexic and gay?
He’s still in daniel!
Did you heard about the dyslexic alcoholic?
He walked into a bra?
Have you heard about a guy who used to have dyslexia?
He now has dailysex instead!
Did you hear about the dyslexic Rabbi?
He walks around saying “Yo.”
A dyslexic boy who asks his mother for McDonald’s?
She said: “You can have one if you can spell it.”
The boy replied: “Fine, I’ll have a KFC!”
Two dyslexic guys were riding in a car.
One turned to the other and said, “Can you smell petrol?”
The other replied, “Don’t be a moron, I can’t even smell my own name!”
A dyslexic robber ran into a bank.
He screamed: “Air in the hands mother stickers this is a f*ck up!”
What happens if life gives you melons?
You’re dyslexic.
What does DNA stand for?
National Dyslexics Association
Have you heard of the cow who attained spirtual enlightenment?
She was dyslexic and kept on repeating OOOOMMM!
If you’re cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?
Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic, he suffers from insomnia because he stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.
Nutsrok 
Given that I am very dyslexic…. I can attest to the fact that these are good:)
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Oh my gosh! You too! I am hopeless with numbers. I haven’t written a check in years! Are you good with spoonerisms. I can rattle on forever.
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I had to look this up because I have never heard of this before…..I don’t think this is an issue for me…. But numbers….Oh my goodness…I have to double check everything to make sure I have the right sequence. I haven’t written a cheque for years…..
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Thank goodness my husband takes care of all the business. One time my sister wrote a check for $1500 and stubbed it for $150. She said she had checks bouncing all over town. The banks honored the big one and bounced a lot of little ones. It cost hundreds in fees. She had to take money out of savings.
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Dyslexia needs to be taken very seriously ….
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I never heard of it till my kids came along. My teachers said I was careless.
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I had the same label put on. me!
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These were really funny
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Hope you had a belly laugh.
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