Tarzan had just taught his new girlfriend, Jane, how to swing from a vine.

Jane saw a long, thin stick hanging among the vines. “Can I try swinging from that?” she asked Tarzan.

“You can try,” replied Tarzan. “But trust me, it won’t work.”

So Jane grabbed the stick. Then, much to Tarzan’s amazement, Jane was swinging from the stick just as well as he had ever swung from a vine!

When Jane came back, Tarzan was shocked. “I’ve tried to swing from that thing my whole life!” he said. “But it’s impossible! And you managed it on the first try! How did you do it?”

Jane rolled her eyes. “Typical. I start dating a guy I like, and it turns out he can’t drive a stick.”