Very Best Christmas Cartoons for You


Caroline: What happens when Santa Claus gets stuck in a chimney?
Jill: Tell me.
Caroline: He gets Claustrophobia!

Joke submitted by Caroline V., Castle Rock, Colo.


Drake: You find it in December but not in any other month. What is it?
Gina: I don’t know.
Drake: The letter D!

Joke submitted by Drake L., Charlotte, N.C.


Comic by Scott Nickel


Maggie: What is the most dangerous kind of body part?
Sara: I don’t know.
Maggie: Mistletoes.

Joke submitted by Maggie S., Madison, Wis.


Comic by Scott Nickel


Zachary: Which of Santa’s reindeer are dinosaurs afraid of?
Lee: No idea.
Zachary: Comet!

Joke submitted by Zachary A., Miami, Fla.


Comic by Scott Nickel


Ricky: What is a snowman’s favorite snack?
Zoey: I don’t know.
Ricky: Ice crispy treats.

Joke submitted by Ricky M., Atlanta, Ga.


Comic by Scott Nickel


Henry: What did one gingerbread man say after all the others were eaten?
Lauren: I haven’t the foggiest.
Henry: “It’s hard to bake new friends.”

Joke submitted by Henry P., Portland, Ore.


Comic by Scott Nickel


Tom Swifty: “I wish I’d never come to the North Pole,” Tom said coldly.

Joke submitted by Owen B., Maplewood, N.J.


Comic by Jon Carter


Young: What do tigers sing at Christmas?
Chris: I’m stumped.
Young: “Jungle Bells!”

Joke submitted by Young L., Chicago, Ill.


Comic by Daryll Collins

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