A harried mother came to the urgent care center where I was working. Her five-year old-boy was wearing nothing but a sheet and a scowl. He was obviously unhappy with his mother and in distress. I assessed him and asked him the problem.
“I’ve got this big hard piece of tape stuck on the end of my pecker and it won’t come off. She’s had me sitting in the bathtub all morning, and it ain’t come off yet!” With this he shot her a murderous look. She explained he’d had a circumcision recently and the dressing was still clinging stubbornly.
He broke back in furiously, “I told you I didn’t want no surgery! Ever’thin’ was workin’ just fine till you hired somebody to whittle on my pecker.”
I wasn’t getting in that family fight!
Nutsrok 
laughing too hard right now
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I’ve laughed about it a lot!
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If the parents make the decision to circumcise the it should be done when the child is a baby, otherwise it should be left for the child to decide if they want it done when they are older.
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No kidding. Poor little guy.
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No kidding!
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Oh my… Not sure what to say
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