- What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa? A rebel without a Claus.
- Why doesn’t Santa Claus like getting stuck in chimneys? He’s claus-trophobic!
- Why didn’t Rudolph get a good report card? Because he went down in history!
- Why does Santa always land on your roof? Because he likes it on top!
- What do you call Santa when he stops moving? Santa Pause!
- Why did Santa get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve? He left his sleigh in a snow parking zone!
- What do you call a broke Santa Claus? Saint-nickel-less!
- What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective? Santa Clues!
- What do you call Santa when he travels on a train? Santa Express!
- How does Santa keep track of all the fireplaces he’s visited? He keeps a log!
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I forwarded these jokes to a neighbor for her son.
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That’s great!
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:)
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Thank you for the funnies. Happy Christmas!
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Funny!! Great way to end my day. Hugs to you
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😂🎄❄
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